Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Last Post Before Lift-off

Sleeping in until noon didn't leave me with enough time to do anything remotely useful with myself today. Once again, I parked myself in front of the computer, wishing I had more emails to reply to than I do. That's just a hint to remind you all that blogging is not a substitute for email on either of our accounts. I've been preparing for my classes a bit. I'll be teaching writing and speaking 12 hours a week (which is nothing) and doing interesting topics such as poetry translation, interviewing skills and negotiation. Going through the course outlines I think to myself, "wow! Am I sure going to learn a lot!" Then I gulp a little as I remember that I'm supposed to be the teacher here. For example, the exam preparation hand-out says that student's should be prepared to answer questions such as the following:
  • If a poem rhymes in the source language, should you try to make it rhyme in the receptor language? Why or why not?
Anyone? Anyone?

I've also been doing some research on the area in which I will be living and on the refugee population there. Finally I have this Burma/Myanmar thing figured out. Burma is the name the country took after independence from Britain back in the day. The military junta that took over and is now ruling today changed the country's name and the name of some of it's cities and landmarks to Myanmar without consulting the population. "Myanmar" means "Burma" in the Burmese language. However, over 40% of the population in Burma aren't ethnic Burmese. For many people, Burmese is a second or third language, if at all. So the whole "Myanmar" thing is just a rude insult that reminds everyone of how un-democratic things are there.

I know this because I recently read Burma: Country in Crisis, a super short, concise little booklet on the state of affairs in Burma. If I haven't already bored you to tears and you are not my parents (some of it is pretty brutal) you may want to check it out. What I found most "interesting" (wrong word, I know) is the section on drug production in Burma. Heroin production is going through the roof, flooding the market with cheap, pure, addictive as hell drugs. They say that you can follow the drug route by following the increased rates of HIV infection from the dirty heroin needles.

On a more positive note, I have downloaded some photos from the EIP website. I hope to be adding my own photos of life on the border in Thailand every week, but these will do for now.

My plane leaves on Sunday. I got a great deal but it's going to be one long haul through L.A. and Seoul before I get to Bangkok at 1:30am on November 2nd. Unless you hear from me before Sunday, you won't be hearing from me for a little while.


Brooke in camp Posted by Hello
My soon to be home: the Girls Dorm Posted by Hello

Thursday, October 21, 2004

Sick of Being Sick

After this summer, I was sure that I had paid my dues and wouldn't throw up for another year, at least. Admittedly, I haven't drunk myself sick in some time (since, I think, the Cafeteria Christmas party the year I quit). I was, however, hospitalized this summer when I couldn't stop vomiting. Two hours of throwing up your own bile is enough to make your stomach muscles cringe at the thought and your throat sore for several weeks, not to mention draining your body of all energy it ever had. Prior to that little episode was an eight hour vomit-a-thon just before University convocation while my body tried to purge itself of the peanut-laced baklava I had eaten following a most delightful summer picnic with my mum. Compared to an anaphalactic rush to the emergency ward for life-saving injections and oxygen, thowing up was quite a mild reaction and I didn't even mind the sore throat that followed for the next few weeks (wearing off just in time for the hospitalization incidentally).

I come out of these experiences with an addiction to cough drops and an optimistic hope that I have at least a year of being sick-free. Alas.

The damned peanuts caught up with me again, this time at one of their favorite haunts (why wasn't I expecting it??) a little Vietnamese restaurant in China town. Tricky damned things fooled me into thinking it was just the peanuts in everyone else's food that were bothering me. It couldn't be my own food, not with the waiter repeating my order twice with "no peanuts" and a reassuring smile. I downed a handy pink benadryl and made it through dinner. I put my chances of throwing up at 65% after the meal. I went with my family to look at the River Front Aquarium and felt marginally better, putting my chances down to 45%. Sometime on the car ride home though, I got that feeling. I managed to make it home. That's when I knew that my meal had peanuts in it, too. Passing back up my throat, being torn apart and ripped open and vulnerable to the sneak attack, peanuts once again led a successful attack. I managed to grab another couple of pills and clutch my epipen, cuddling with my mum while she watched baseball. Eventually, my throat opened enough for me to croak a little if I wanted to talk. Vomiting, however, continued until 9am the next morning.

The moral of this story:
a) Never let your guard down, peanuts are some sneaky bastards.
b) The world now owes me at least 2 year of being sick-free!

Tuesday, October 19, 2004

Something Random

Rock Paper Scissors Champion Crowned
Toronto. Herald News Services.

A 34-year old man from Burlington, Ont., is the 2004 Rock Paper Scissors champion of the world.

Lee Rammage claimed the title on Saturday in Toronto, along with $7,000 in prize money.

He says being up on stage with the crowd chanting was intimidating at times, but he kept his focus and pulled it off.

"It was pretty intimidating a couple of times because you get down a few hands, and you're thinking, 'Man, I can't believe I've gone this far and I might lose,'" he said.

Rammage credits his victory to a gender-specific strategy.

"Men almost always threw rock at the beginning, so I played that up," he said.

Monday, October 18, 2004

Adventures in Thailand


Thailand Posted by Hello
So this is where I'm heading. I'm not sure if the photo is big enough to see Mae Sot, the nearest town to the camp where I will be working. Hard to believe that I will be there in only a few weeks, leaving behind the cosy comfort of my wool-wrapped snow-covered life in the suburbs for a bamboo room with a mosquito net, mat on the floor and rats. I spend tonight savoring a solitary glass of white wine, looking at old photographs and dreaming about where I will be a month from now...

Teach English at the Umphium Mai Refugee Camp in Thailand

Posted By: English Immersion Program (EIP)
Date: Monday, 4 October 2004
Position: English Teacher (full time)
No. of positions available: 1
Length of contract: October or November 2004-April 2005 (renewable)
School: English Immersion Program (EIP)
Location: Umphium Mai Refugee Camp, Tak Province, Thailand
To Apply: a cover letter and resume to Brooke


Responsibilities:

  • Teach intermediate-advanced English to 19 Burmese refugees ages 18-25 (12-18 teaching hours per week)

  • Update and improve the curriculum provided

  • Live in the student dorm (inside the refugee camp) 3 nights a week.

  • Take an active part in managing students in and outside of class

  • Help recruit a new English teacher for the following school year



We are looking for a native English speaker who:

  • Has a university degree and at least 1 year teaching experience

  • Is motivated, flexible and has international experience

  • Is culturally sensitive and discrete



Stipend and Benefits:

  • 8,000 baht per month (about $200 US)

  • Free use of bicycle in Mae Sot

  • Free visa & renewals

  • Breakfast and dinner provided at school



Here are the answers to a few questions that might come up about this position:

  1. What are the living conditions?

  2. Living conditions in the refugee camp are very basic. Water does not run regularly and there is little access to electricity. While in camp 3 nights a week, teachers sleep in the EIP student dorms. There is a male and a female dorm, both are bamboo houses with thatch roofs which usually have electricity from 7 to 9 each night. The female teacher will have a small room to herself inside the dorm with bedding and a mosquito net. A thin mattress will be provided to sleep on. The female dorm has a bathroom with a Thai-style toilet and space to shower. There is no hot water to use for bathing.

    The EIP students cook breakfast and dinner for the whole school. Meals usually include stewed vegetables and rice. The food can sometimes be quite bland. Some teachers bring some snacks with them from Mae Sot for dessert. EIP has one classroom (another bamboo hut) close by the dorms. Students have class here from 8 AM to 3PM Monday to Friday and they study in the classroom at night, often by candlelight.

    There's a market street near school with shoe and clothing shops, kitchenware and tea shops. In the market you can find basic necessities like shampoo, toothpaste and toilet paper. The refugee camp is located on a mountainside, so walking to and from the market, though a short distance is not leisurely. It takes about 5-10 minutes but it is mostly steep uphill or downhill. Thanks to the mountainous location, however, there are very few mosquitoes. There are dirt roads through the camp, but not all the way to the school. You will be dropped off about a 5 minute walk from the school and must hike to the dorms and classroom area from there.

    The EIP teachers this year haven't found the living conditions to be a problem. The camp is stunningly beautiful which makes up quite a lot for the inconveniences associated with living there. The weather in Umphium is quite cool compared to other parts of Thailand, which is very pleasant. However, in rainy season (July-Oct) it can be very muddy. While living with the students, teachers learn a lot about Karen culture—their traditional dress, dances, language & food. The students are a lot of fun to socialize with. EIP has evening activities like film or karaoke nights. We run our TV and VCD player on car batteries.

    On the days you are not teaching in camp you will probably want to live in Mae Sot (a large town 1.5 hours from camp). EIP has an office in Mae Sot where you can plan your classes and have access to the internet. In Mae Sot, living conditions are quite good. There are Thai, Western and Burmese restaurants. The healthcare is good and you can buy almost anything you would like including some Western products like peanut butter and M and M's.


  3. Is it safe in Mae Sot and in the refugee camp?

  4. There have been no major security problems along the Thai Burma border for many years. There is an occasional bomb set off on Burmese side of the border, but they are small and I've never heard of them harming anyone. There is some malaria in Umphium and Mae Sot, but if you use a mosquito net you should have no problem. Usually people who have malaria here, got it from working for long periods of time in the deep jungle. It is not necessary to take anti-malarial drugs while working in Mae Sot or the refugee camp.

  5. Can you live off your 200$/month stipend?

  6. Previous teachers have been able to live on 200$ a month when we are careful about how we spend our money. We have access to bicycles for transport and we live in small apartments we rent for 1,800 baht per month. We go out to eat almost every meal because food is very inexpensive. You can eat delicious Thai food for a dollar or two. We spend most of our stipend on food, calling our families long distance, going out with friends, renting movies, buying clothes. When you first move to Mae Sot you will need to spend some money on furnishing your apartment. EIP will provide you with a thin mattress and a mosquito net, but you may also want to buy:

    - A fan
    - Bedding
    - An electric wok
    - A kettle
    - A phone line or mobile phone

    So in the first month or two you may spend more than 8,000 baht, but in later months you may spend less. If you would like other amenities like a cable TV or a fridge, your costs will probably exceed your stipend.


  7. Are there any difficulties with visas?

  8. EIP is supported by two legal education NGOs working on the Thai Burma border. One of the NGO's will take care of your visa. EIP teachers will receive a Non-Immigrant Visa which will allow them to work legally in Thailand, in Mae Sot and in the refugee camp. We have had no problems with visas this year.


  9. What is the working week like?

  10. Although you may only have 12 teaching hours a week you will be busy full time. Previous teachers have spent between 5 and 6 hours a week correcting homework and 12 hours planning classes each week. In your free time at camp students often approach the teachers for help with their homework or just to chat.

    EIP has a list of skills for the students to learn in each class over the year. For example during each school year in writing class students should learn how to write:

    - Persuasive essays
    - Comparison and contrast essays
    - Resumes
    - Reports
    - Action plans
    - Project proposals

    EIP has some books on these topics and some activity ideas from previous teachers. However, the writing teacher is expected to look through this information and create her own lesson plans. She may wish to supplement EIP’s materials with internet research. For some topics EIP has some handouts but the teacher will probably want to make additional worksheets for the students. All EIP teachers are expected to teach in a way that actively involves the students in every class.



Sunday, October 17, 2004

Winter

Late Saturday morning: the parents have taken the car into town, the older brother has yet to wake up, I curl up in a red fleece blanket with a steaming cup of tea and drag a chair out onto the deck to watch the rain fall. Cold enough to see my breath, surrounded by the sound of drips, fog encasing the mountain valley. As far as I'm concerned there is no one else in the world for my solitary moment. Hear the car door slam, brother arises and the day moves on...

Driving home from the mountains, the rain turns to snow and the snow turns nasty. Fog coats the landscape, swirling snow gusts across the highway. I actually fishtailed turning off the highway on the ice. I am not supposed to be here right now, I think. I am somewhere on a beach full of sunshine watching the hotties walk by. That doesn't seem to help the snow go away.

Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Vaginas

A moment to meditate in between the wild dance party with which I like to start my day (preferably done solo but with the blinds raised so any lucky passer-byers on the street can join in if desired), and an Engineers Without Borders lecture this evening. The theme of the mediation, inspired by this morning's post: the ever popular, delicious and temporarily elusive vagina. Thanks to Carol and her blog for contributing this thought to my musings: Dodge Trucks and Vaginas Check it out.

More on why I love vaginas later.

Kissing In

The last thing I thought about before going to sleep last night was, of all things, how I still hadn't looked online to see if photos of my breasts had appeared online since the Dyke March in Toronto this summer. Photos of our topless escapade have not, as of yet, made it onto the offical website or on a google image search for "Dyke March Toronto," alas (although I will admit, they can be found elsewhere online.)

While in the googling mood, however, I looked up images of Queer McGill and found this lovely reminder of the Queer McGill kiss in back around this time last year. That weekend, and not soley due to the kiss in alone, I think I doubled the number of people I had ever kissed in my life. Of course, back then, the thought of getting some kind of infectious virus from my activities never even crossed my mind. And now I have to endure all sorts of jokes from family and friends about my promiscuity when it comes to making out which might have been appropriate last year, but seems unfair since I haven't participated in one of the famous Queer McGill mass make out sessions since.. hmmm... April?

I'm not bitter. But this morning, as I was standing in the shower, wishing I had someone to kiss, I realised that I couldn't, even if I did.

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Cow-town Bound

On September 1st, 2004, I had a one-way ticket from Calgary, Alberta, my hometown, to Sydney, Australia. I had a newly-made Australian passport, paid for to be printed expressly, so that I would have it in hand before leaving for the trip. I had thrown a party earlier in the summer and given away 85% of my worldly possessions, an incredibly liberating experience. All I owned could be found in a few cardboard boxes at my parents house and one backpack for my travels. On September 1st, 2004, however, I did not board my flight to Sydney. Instead, for the first time ever, I called my travel agent and cancelled the trip, swallowing a whopping $500 non-refundable portion of my ticket and trying not to cry. I would talk about it with the few people who knew my situation in Calgary and joke about how I had finally learned the importance of buying travel insurance.

A few days earlier, I had gone to the doctor's for a routine yearly check up, including some blood tests at the lab. I went straight from the doctor's office to the lab and got the test done. My ex-boyfrined faints every time he has a needle put into him. Thankfully, I have no such problems. Having been diagnosed with diabetes almost five years ago, it would have been extremely problematic. Every three months I visit the lab and have a few vials of my blood sucked out. The doctor's office called on Monday. That's a bad thing. If you have tests done, it's better if no one calls you about it, it means that everything has gone well. They fit me in on Monday and I spoke to a doctor about the results: low platlet levels. Nothing to worry about, I was told. Normal range is between 150-400 and I was down to 135. Some people live normal lives with only 90. Normally, I would go back for another test in a month to check up on it and otherwise not even think about it. But I was going to Australia. We decided to do another test that day, just to see how things were going, not expecting anything to have changed in such a short time, and I would take a letter from the doctor to Australia with me and get a test done there in a month.

The doctor called Tuesday morning, the day before my flight to Australia. They squeezed me in that afternoon. Platlets at 101. Still not distressing. White blood cell count, however, had halved. Neutrophilis, also halved (these are things in your blood that fight infection.) Now we have a problem. The doctor advises me not to take my flight. She referrs me to the Urgent Internal Medicine clinic at the Foothills Hospital where I can expect to see a specialist by the end of the week. For those unfamiliar with the Canadian medical system, seeing a specialist normally takes several months.

It was too late to call the travel agent that night to cancel the ticket. So, on the morning of September 1st, I made a series of unpleasant phone calls. I lost my $500. I also had to tell my brother, mother and father, waiting for me on the sunny beaches by the Great Barrier Reef in Cairns, Australia, that I would not be joining them, but not to worry, everything would be all right. I emailed my aunt and uncle, prominent doctors at Foothills Hospital.

And I spent the rest of the day completely alone. I told no one about what was happening, so it was assumed that I was in the air on my way to sunnier places. I knew almost no one in Calgary and didn't feel like talking to anyone anyways.

The next day, the Urgent Internal Medicine clinic called and requested that I repeat the blood tests, in case the whole situation was merely a lab error. That made me laugh. Could you imagine cancelling a trip to Australia just because someone was being careless in the lab? The lab results on September 2nd showed no change in the situation. My older brother, having recently completed his canoe trip across Canada, flew from Vancouver to be with me. My uncle took us out for dinner. Having looked over my test results, he explained four or five possible causes of the problem including my immune system attacking my spleen, a virus, and a problem with my bone marrow.

On September 3rd, the lab results reported no change. I spent the morning at the Foothills Hospital getting some blood tests done and seeing a hematologist. She did a comprehensive exam and booked me in for a bone marrow test. By then, she had eliminated a problem with my spleen. There were two options remaining and she diagrammed them for me on the back of one of my lab result forms. Because platlets and white blood cells (and hemoglobin, which was thankfully doing fine in my blood) are all made in the bone marrow, either something, such as a virus, is killing them, or the bone marrow is having problems making them in sufficient quantities. This means acute leukemia or lymphoma. I nodded my head, took a deep breath and said, ok.

My brother was excellent at distracting me from these thoughts. We spent a day raiding Value Village for warm second-hand clothes since I had almost none and watching Harry Potter 3 at the cheap cinema. We went to the Labor Day football game and watched Calgary get pathetically beaten by Edmonton. I got another lab test done on Monday. If the results remained the same or worsened, I would be going in for a bone marrow test on Wednesday, an extremely unpleasant procedure with what could only be extremely unplesant results. We were hoping to catch a virus of some kind.

On Tuesday I saw the hematologist at the hospital again. The results were back from the lab: platlet count back into normal range and white blood cells skyrocketing, definitely indicating the presence of a virus! The bone marrow test was cancelled, I tested positive for mononeucleosis that week and didn't go back to the hospital again!

In the wake of such wonderful good news, it seemed entirely inappropriate to complain about the loss of a mere travelling experience. Besides, more good news followed. I discovered that I was, in fact, covered under my parent's travel insurance plan and have begun the lenghty process of filing a claim, requiring huge quantities of obscure paperwork which will eventually refund me for the entire amount of my lost airplane ticket to Calgary.

And that's the story of how I came to be sitting on my ass, living with my parents in Calgary instead of diving on the Reef in Australia.

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